• Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

      Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

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    8 months ago

    Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

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    8 months ago

    What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

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    8 months ago

    This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it’s bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

    I don’t understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

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    8 months ago

    I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It’s the most peaceful time.