Is there some kind of club I can join? I’ll have bins for the sellotapes, I’ll have bins for the plyers and the additional plyers. I’ll have a pot for the adjustable arm, and somewhere to put the unfeasibly small bags of ikea spare screws contained 1 or 2 small plastic fittings.

Is it acceptable to keep council letters and semi official looking paperwork in these? I mean your passport goes somewhere a bit more hidden but I’d like to see someone try to find my passport in one of these bad boys.