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How to send emails like pro https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5B5UjkXm/?hl=en
Image description: HOW TO SEND EMAILS: STEP 2: READ EMAIL. STEP 1: TYPE EMAIL… 500 TIMES BEFORE SENDING. STEP 3: SEND EMAIL. STEP 4: GO TO “SENT FOLDER” AND READ MAIL AGAIN FROM THE RECEIVERS PERSPECTIVE. Comic by AMBYCOMICS
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-14) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
“Please see attachment”
Realize you forgot to attach it.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Actually you only realize you forgot the attachment when they ask you about that missing attachment.
Or in my case, realize you forgot the attachment but hit “Send Anyway” out of habit because that notifications pops up too much.
I like how now if you mention an attachment it’ll prompt you before sending.
Why is is never till pannel 4 that I notice all the miss spelling/typing…
This is why read it 500 times before sending; how are there still this many mistakes?!?
I hate when this happens. My school teacher told me to “read it backwards” as a way to help catching errors, but I still manage to find a way to send some anyway.
I just read my recent email backwards and accidentally summoned a demon.
I literally lol’d to this one xD
A former boss of mine told me to believe there’s still one mistake somewhere in the email and my job is to find it. Once you think that way, you’re really looking for it, even if it’s not there.
Huh, reading it backwards you say? I need to try it!
Apparently, I’m the only one that does this out of my entire friend group, extended friend group, family, and work associates. Because they’re all constantly sending hobbled together messes that couldn’t possibly have been proof read a single time.
Does this stop me from doing it anyway? No.
I only do this when I’m high and definitely shouldn’t be sending important emails, however I do find when I go back and read them sober, they are some of my more coherent and articulate messages.
But in the moment, and for many moments thereafter, I have to confirm that they aren’t the incoherent ravings of an absolutely zooted reefer mad junkie at least 27 times.
I reread the email after every single sentence. The entire email.
missing the part where you undo send to check it all again. then send, read from recipient’s perspective, notice all the mistakes.
The neurodiverse cognition helper Goblin Tools can judge your email tone for you. Let an LLM save you from horrible torture for once
I prefer the speed type and never reread it for proof reading, hit send, move on to the next 2k emails I have in my inbox …
