This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
Geil Naiman
I love how everyone is debating “Sells that information to companies”, but no one’s talking about “knows everything you do”.
What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?
Nothing?
Neil “Scary Trousers” Gaiman
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I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
???
Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List
No smoke without fire.
A meme said it! Can’t be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
Agree. Where’s the smoke?
I’m preheating olive oil on the stove.
Oh, sorry. They meant, “No smoke; without fire” it’s like the firewatcher’s “All clear”. There’s no smoke and they’re without fire.
Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber…
Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.
Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor
I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant
Santa’s the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
Huh?
Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE…!
Maybe
maybe