I heard this.

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Caligula

From what I understand, nothing. There isn’t anything harmful about them unless you ingest enough to choke or cause blockages.

We had a black cat named Snowflake and a white cat named Sam Jackson.

https://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw

Although I rarely eat there, maybe once or twice a year, this is all the justification I need.

If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.

Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn’t remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.

I’m about to be 38 and this is still me. It’s rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I’m dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don’t want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.

Chao thought he was smooth.

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I liked all the other characters just fine without Michael. I would watch a show entirely about Jim and Dwight and their shenanigans. They were hands down my favorite part. And the secretary girl that came in late in the show. I forget her name, but I loved her as well. If Michael could have been her kind of dumb, more like how he played Brick in Anchorman, just not that dumb, I think it still would have worked. He’s just such a bad person in this that I can’t get over it.

Unpopular (somehow) opinion incoming. I watched The Office because people talked about it so much and I loved Parks and Rec which I often heard it compared to. And while I found it nowhere near as good as Parks and Rec, I still enjoyed most of it. My least favorite part of the show, however, was Michael Scott. I love Steve Carell in almost everything I’ve seen him in, but Michael Scott was just such an annoying cringy asshole. I was super glad when he left. He’s easily one of my most disliked characters in all of media.

Hail me

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• Go to change password
• They also don’t know the password of the email address the reset email is sent to

*idk how to format

Okay, I stole this a while back, but I feel it’s needed here. It’s my new favorite meme format.

But c’mon… There ARE aliens. Just maybe not here necessarily. But somewhere, there are 100% aliens.

Better yet, get a credit card that earns rewards and treat it like a bill that must be paid each month. I have a Citi double cash card that’s 2% rewards for all purchases that I use to pay for almost everything. I also have a citi custom cash card that we use for food exclusively, which is like 5% rewards for the most spent category. I keep upping the limit of both at every opportunity to try and keep spending below 10% monthly. Combined they generate at least 2k a year and I have a near 800 credit score and it’s no different than using cash if you are responsible. Free money.

We tried this. Used them for a while, but ended up going back to fabric softener. The wool balls help, but don’t do nearly as good of a job.

I love the Lunar SSS intro, but I’m still partial to the OG Sega CD intro. It gets me pumped up to this day.

https://youtu.be/YiLLN5U9w2U