The electrician was appointed to come here today. Now I am waiting. Why isn’t he here yet?

  • massive_bereavement@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    If he was a consultant it would look like this:

    1. Evaluate a method for information gathering that meets all requirements and has the highest probability rate of success:
    • This method shall be encompassing and have a modular scheme where further information gathering is possible while happening under the actual time frame.

    I just feel dirty now.

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      9 months ago

      Let me assure you that I have a proven track record of delivering results for clients who have found themselves in similar situations. My approach is both strategic and tactical; I don’t just throw darts at a board and hope something sticks. Instead, I take the time to understand the nuances of your unique situation and develop a tailored plan of action that will navigate through these choppy waters with ease and grace.

      [Edit: It’s been 3h now, OP, did they show up? We need to know…]

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          9 months ago

          Oh my… doing a bad George Takei impression

          I don’t know what to say. I better stop. I feel you. Wish you the best.