Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down14
arrow-up1168arrow-down1external-linkOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squarenetburnr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down1·8 months agoIs that server rack bleeding? Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·8 months agoThe AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
minus-squarepurplexed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoThe AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery
minus-squareShazbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoWhen the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-28 months agoIt’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
minus-squaredeleted@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoYou mean server vains? They’re not cables
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoLeaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
minus-squareCylusthevirus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThere are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.
Is that server rack bleeding?
Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may
set itself freeassist in data recoveryThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
When the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
It’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
You mean server vains? They’re not cables
Leaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
There are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.