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      7 months ago

      It’s so sad stamps don’t need to be licked anymore.

      Nothing beats a licked envelope followed by a stamp chaser.

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        7 months ago

        Do you let out an airy ‘aaah, yep’ and slap the envelope onto the table, too? I just kinda want to see someone exasperated and hunched over a USPS counter being like ‘another!’ as they pull letters out one at a time and the register worker hands them just a single envelope and stamp each time.

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      7 months ago

      I guess I could see them being tasty if you’ve got the palette of an 80 year old smoker who grew up eating poverty suspended in aspic.