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minus-squaremaporita@unilem.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down8·11 months agoExcept when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoIn that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoPfft just stand on your head like normal.
minus-squareDoucheAsaurus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoNegative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
minus-squarejerkface@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoThen it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·edit-211 months agoYeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
minus-squareralen_jor@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoyou can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine