Alt Text: Split Image (top and bottom) that says “If Kirby wore jeans, would Kirby wear them like this” and then an image of a round Kirby barely in a pair of jeans. Below it is the caption “or like this?” And it’s a sexy Kirby with some thicc cheeks in pants while wearing high heels while winking.
Obviously, #2.
i told him when i bought those jeans that he’d grow into it. little did i know it’d turn out this well