Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Why did the octopus win its fight with the shark?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

The octopus was armed.

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Shark: “Arms are for suckers.”

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