Morals of a seagull fucking got me
Seagulls are vicious and vindictive bastards.
An amoral, thieving, all-terrain plaguebearer.
The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.
I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.
I like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.
Rats learn behavior and it’s echoing NYC.
So what I’m hearing is they’re sea huskies
Do huskies have the morals of a seagull?
Do most animals choose between right and wrong, or are they acting on instinct?
Huskies are definitely able to discern between right and wrong. They just don’t care.
Can confirm. My husky knows what she’s supposed to do, she does what she wants as long as I don’t say anything.
Yeah, Sea Lions are obnoxious and destructive but not usually malicious. But Seals can be mean just for fun. They would make excellent early 2000s prank show hosts.
Id guess most people think of fur seal pups or something when they think of seals. I think of the leopard seal. Mean motherfuckers
I guess that’s why sea otters murder and rape seal pups
In that order?
Huh. Maybe I am an otter.
Are the morals of a cat actually any better?
I was just about to say that all the cats I’ve known had the intelligence of toddlers and the morals of seagulls.
The morals of a seagull ??? Now, I am scared!
Not to mention that seal finger is horrific. Don’t fuck with seals.
yeah that’s enough internet for me today
intelligence of a toddler and morals of a seagull
That’s just a dog. Anyone with a dog knows this.