• uid0gid0@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

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      4 months ago

      &$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

      I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

      A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that… does that make me a bad fruit seller?”.