🎶Got an old truck🎶
🎶Got some beer🎶
🎶Got an old dog🎶
🎶Got a weird sense of nationalism that won’t let me identify with anyone but people who look exactly like me🎶
Goated KOTH moment. o7
When I was a preacher I did a sermon around that episode. It’s got a legitimately great message at the end about the perils of trying to make spirituality hip.
I’m sure they received the message well! XD
They really, legitimately did. I had many people tell me it was their favorite sermon ever.
It was one of my better ones, because it focused on what the church was doing well and what it was doing wrong, both from a social and a spiritual standpoint.
It’s easy for a church to turn into a Chistian Club, where it’s more about seeing your friends every week than anything else. And that’s not all bad. With the decline of the Church we are losing some of the social glue of communities. It’s a place where a bank executive and a bagger from Walmart can be legitimate friends without barriers between each other.
But the flip side of the Christian Club is they can become isolated and focus so much on the internal community and friendships they’ve built that they stop reaching out into the community at large. And while a lot of people here appreciate the lack of religious folks on every corner, it can prevent the members of the Church from benefitting the community at large.
In much of the country, the church had the fastest boots on the ground in an emergency for centuries. When now, programs like the United Methodist Committee on Relief can deploy huge resources all over the country with zero paperwork.
I once saw them buy 20 acres of land to build a evacuation/mid-term housing camp for fire refugees for cash money within hours of a disaster declaration. When the national guard arrived they set up their command station at a site the Methodists had prepped for them - it was incredible to see.
And they stayed working in that community for the better part of a decade until everyone had a home again.
But with the move to make Christiandom more hip, cool, and marketable it’s become more inwardly-focused and has been enriching the Osteens of the world while abandoning the call to aid others and playing into the hands of the political right.
Religion isn’t for everybody. But the church is capable of doing so much good in the world, and an important part of making it great again is to stop trying to market it like a business that’s competing for the attention of the TV station and book deals, but to simply practice the kindness and compassion that we preach.
Positive adjective, rual noun
Cold beer
Warm night
Red pick-up
and something about hunting or fishing thrown in there and you now have a modern country song
Thanks, Bo Burnham!
Beau Burnham has one about this…
You dumb mother fuckers want a key change?
Removing the tracking so they might not immediately associate our accounts when I click it. Probably know it, love Bo.
Ah thanks man. Didn’t even think about that. I appreciate it
They lured us in with 20 years of copying “””un”””tracked URLs…
The alt country folks have too, but that’s also because they didn’t like the sound Nashville was peddling
Then there’s Dixon Dallas:
He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him daddy while I holler “Man, that boy so damn good lookin’!”
That is impressively out there. Good for them!
Dam, always thought he spelled it Dicksin Dallas.
o7
That strain of nationalism predates 9/11. Sometimes even out of those same outlaw country artists. Johnny Cash did Man in Black, but also Ragged Old Flag.
It all started with Okie From Muskogee in response to the Summer of Love
There’s still some outlaw type country out there. Just have to search more.
Ford truck month country is a blight tho
What bro country sounds like to people who don’t like bro country https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CORANvT8l9A
Every time I make fun of country I’ll sing some made up lyrics like “got a girl in my truck and my truck in my beer” so I definitely laughed when I heard this parody because it’s basically the same thing.
I knew what channel it’d be before clicking. “What RHCP sounds like to people who don’t like RHCP” is an instant cult classic
Outlaw country still exists and garbage pop country has been a thing since the 60s. Stop listening to the Top 40.
Cherlene is the queen of outlaw country.
“Outlaw different country woooooo!”
The people that like classic country: Sturgill Simpson, Jason Isbell, early River Shook (fka Sarah Shook)
For county Rock: Brent Cobb, Wilco, The Old 97’s, recent River Shook
For more modern country: Kacey Musgraves, Honey Harper, Margo Price…
And the list goes on.
Geese should get an honorable mention here. Country post-punk is an amazing invention.
Country post-punk is an amazing invention.
heavy breathing intensifies
…somehow I’d missed that band (and entire subgenre, frankly). Thanks for the tip
Edit: holy shit, what the fuck did I just listen to? The first few songs off of 3D Country are like Jimi Hendrix singing with The Velvet Underground turning psychedelic folk into grungy soul with lyrics like Zappa trying to emulate Dylan
holy hell ty for this it’s so good. also gonna throw out Pinegrove for anyone who has ever wondered what would happen if Midwest emo, but country
Highly recommend people watch Cowboy Nudes first. That’s what I did.
10/10
Toby Keith is the prime example of that. His early stuff was great. Should’ve Been a Cowboy is one of my all time favorite country songs. And then he got obnoxious and shitty, but man did he make a lot of money off racists.
Is he the red solo cup song guy?
Apparently. I’ve never heard it because I quit listening to him way before it came out, but google says yes.
Tangentially related : https://youtu.be/jRdkrDk0BQ0?feature=shared
Canadian country: https://youtu.be/LOmvIPywfms?si=kaICflBl1G0-lEW8
Even good country had its nationalists. Marty Robbins made some certified bangers but he was also a nationalist who made a song in support of the Vietnam war.
Yeah, that was a bummer. I first heard “Big Iron” via Fallout, but I listened to all of Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs and absolutely loved it.
Then I heard his songs that were less Old West and more Cold War.
Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.Can we start a petition to make the good “country” music be called something else and all of the any other genre, but with a fake accent and nationalism just be country? The name is tainted by decades of shit music and shit people that only care about WHITE MERICA.
Other way around for me.
Theres country, and there sugar (read:twang) colored pop for those who dont want to admit they only listen to pop music.
The settled on term is “alt country”, though a lot of country fans prefer to other modern mainstream radio country as “bro country” since alt country implies that alt country is a departure from traditional country despite being more of a return to classical roots than an intended presentation of departure from the norm. I often tell people if Johnny Cash or Dolly Parton were starting their careers today they’d definitively be put in the alt country bucket.
Which also gets me to an important point I wish more people would take into consideration: genre is a constructed element of music, largely stemming less from artistic movements and more from radio formats. The modern day music landscape has much less to do with artistic expression and much more to do with what advertisers thinks will sell tires, cheap beer, and fast food combo meals. Even deconstructed genres like hyperpop stem from the record industries need to assign everything to a specific radio format and artists wanting to put a spotlight on the commercialization of one of humanities oldest endeavors (song / dance).
Bud light?
White Claw plz
Bud light is too accepting of trans people.
