• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Okay how about 25? 24 and 3 fingers?..wrong cartel! Sinaloa guys, we’ll get back to you later… At! I meant at you later. Sorry I’m new at this negotiation shit. Let’s start over.

    Okay, my name is…is…hmmm… Pedro. What’s your name? And you said Carlos does have the two testicles? Okay okay. Look let’s not do someth…he has only one testicle not? Not his testicle. Oh man, poor kid, listen guy, I was just pooping and I picked up the phone without checking, I think you got the wrong number. Yeah I’m real sorry. I hope you find Carlo’s friends, I really do.