Are we sure that this isn’t a giant space Jiffy Pop?
Now that would be a Real Genius launch.
I’m suddenly very curious to know what a popcorn air-popper would do in microgravity.
I feel they would blow un-popped maize everywhere
It looks like Veruca Salt about the make a mess of it.
Why?
🎶We do what we must because we can🎶
🎶For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.🎶
Because it’s there.
This was the moment. This was it. We had a chance up until now.
since sacrifices aren’t allowed anymore new ways to calm the Sun had to be discovered
This is what our taxpayers money should be used for!
Their plans shall be foiled!
Children are starving within a 5 mile radius of this vanity project.
You do realize they aren’t really sending a giant ball of shitty chocolate into space, yeah?
Says who?
Yeah, I do. I just was trying to be funny. I failed.
And that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Least gullible forum user
I thougjt it was funny. Oh well.