The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoBusiness Catlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1813arrow-down115
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minus-squareCyrus Draegur@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agostep 1: be cute and fuzzy step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want step 4: take everything. it’s yours.
minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoStep 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more
step 1: be cute and fuzzy
step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy
step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want
step 4: take everything. it’s yours.
Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more