Imagine being such a persecuted group in America that you get to blast spam mail to everyone in your community in the name of religion with no repercussions.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ok, how about this. If God answers my prayers and allows me to win the lottery I pledge 50% of my winnings to a church of his choosing.

    From what I understand God really, really needs money.

    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It only works if you ask for vague, non-specific things. For example, if you ask for patience, then feel more patient… that’s God! But if you feel more frustrated and less patient, that’s also God… teaching you patience by making life suck so you have to be more patient. And if nothing changes? You guessed it; God!