TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat News@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month agoIndiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwicheswww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1external-linkIndiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwicheswww.nbcnews.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat News@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square38fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMelkath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down2·1 month agoAnd in California bees are fish.
minus-squareTransient Punk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoIn Catholicism beavers are fish.
minus-squareMelkath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·1 month agoAnd in absurdism, beavers are bees.
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·1 month agoI’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoMa’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
And in California bees are fish.
In Catholicism beavers are fish.
And in absurdism, beavers are bees.
Both are busy, the logic checks out
I’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver