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And if you can’t dream (because this capitalistic hellscape has stolen them all) a man can meme.
And if you can’t meme (because you’re like me, and too old) a man can … soup.
And if you can’t cook (because reasons) a man can game.
Lmao the onion always saves the best for the end
Thanks. Without your comment I’d have been content with the headline on this one.
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Same. The headline amused me, the final line actually made me laugh out loud
They were merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can you think of a better way, I’d like to hear it.
Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.
It’s a Simpsons reference
Iii voted for Kodos
If only if only
Putin shared a tearful memory of the times they shared on the website formerly known as Twitter, just minutes before he was found dead after exiting a window fifteen stories high.
He had never used Twitter though.
I feel like he’d want The Red Button put on the side of his bed and never told it isn’t connected to anything.
This headline scared me, as nice as Trump being gone would be. The GOP would have a good chance at winning against President Harris with whatever shitbag they offered up.