Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down17
arrow-up1994arrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squarehakase@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up115·27 days agoThey need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·27 days agoThat’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·27 days agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·27 days agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·27 days agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days agoBut where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
minus-squarefriendly_ghost@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·27 days agoIt"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
minus-squarehakase@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-227 days agoBut there’s got to be something out there!?
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-227 days agoThere’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ship windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.
They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!
But where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
But there’s got to be something out there!?
There’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the
shipwindmill where the front fell off. And a fire.