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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·24 days agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·23 days agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·24 days agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-square𝙁𝙌𝙌𝘿@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·24 days agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agojust have one funnel cake… eating contest.
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.