• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    14 days ago

    Reading this on my Apple Watch, while riding my Hoverboard, watching Bio-Dome in the background, and eating a wet-ass Arby’s sandwich I smashed into a quesadilla in my Quesadilla Maker… I can’t wait until it rockets through my intestines so I can use my Dude Wipes! 😎

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      13 days ago

      Eating wet asses and smashing Dillas and cleaning up with wipes after? That’s quite the sex party you got going on there.