• suction@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them

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        12 days ago

        Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples

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          12 days ago

          Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.

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            12 days ago

            If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya