Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1811arrow-down115
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minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up152arrow-down1·4 days agoSpeak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·4 days agoI don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 days agoI just threw up in my mouth a bit.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·4 days agoYeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoreplies in a train
minus-squareMasamune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoEvery ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA! *hate
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·4 days agoProbably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoUnderstandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·4 days agoDamn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
minus-squareMilk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoWhat about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down8·4 days agoFucked in the subway* By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That’s the other puddle
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine… What’s Bofa…
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Username checks out.
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.