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minus-squaremuse@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down3·4 days agoThis would unironically work on me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up106·4 days agoI mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days agoWhat are you gonna do? Shoot me?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoBreaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
minus-squarenorthendtrooper@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·4 days agoAt this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
minus-squareTyoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down1·4 days agoLuckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 days agoYour loss!
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·4 days agoThe Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoYou didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoThis is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 days ago“But you didn’t tell me the safe word” “That’s not the safe word either”
This would unironically work on me
I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
Bonus points
We call those “marital aids”
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
GW BASIC or GTFO
How dare you
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Your loss!
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafe
word instead.“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”
“That’s not the safe word either”