🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoAnon is your financial advisorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down122
arrow-up1275arrow-down1imageAnon is your financial advisorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down2·6 days agoAh yes. How to get by without a job: Fraud (false warranty claims) Theft (stealing coins from vending machine) Gambling (crypto) Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)
minus-squareHurkieDrubman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·5 days agoyeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million
Ah yes. How to get by without a job:
yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million
“Lifehack: Literally just steal”