Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.
It has to be something I can easily find.
EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:
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I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
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I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
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I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
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I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
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Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
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If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Just don’t eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.
I’ve tried to avoid pooping for long car journeys and such. I’ve found that if I avoid eating solids too much, then liquids come out my ass. And it’s much harder to stop them. Stop drinking and you’re hit with dehydration.
However, in situations like these, there’s a fine line between avoiding pissing out your backside and constipating yourself like a bricked up tunnel.