Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.
It doesn’t need to be something I can easily find.
Can’t believe lemmy already has volume enough for this level of shitposting 🥲
Shit posting, nice.
Lemmy’s first inside joke, I’m so proud
Edit: Link for the uninitiated
We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!
This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!
Is this the first lemmy meme? Send this shit to archive.org
History in the making
This is the high quality content I come here for.
And a new lemmy/kbin specific meme is born. O glorious day!
Some people say we can’t have nice things.
Those people don’t read this thread lol.
Oh no. Is this our “test post please ignore”?
Stover’s Chocolates made with stevia. Eat 1 pound over a day or so. Tried and true formula.
This! What is up with that candy?
It’s the stevia, it’s a sweetener but also a laxative. There’s a certain brand of soda that uses stevia as its sweetener also and will have the same effect.
Then you could just eat the stevia to save on money and calories
Stage 1:
- 3 bunches of bananas, 2 lbs cooked rice, 1 loaf of white bread (toasted)
Stage 2:
- 1 gallon of liquid laxative
- 1 gallon of franks red hot
- a 3 gallon bucket
- a ladle
consume stage 1 & wait 3 hours. consume stage 2. repeat as necessary
GOOD advice to preserve 1 gallon of space in the bucket. Proper ladle size for this application will require large displacement.
Mmh i like opposite posting
I have a good option here: Dairy.
Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they’ll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.
Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don’t try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you’ll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it’ll curdle in your stomach.
Eat the milk with some Kellogg’s All-Bran buds. They’re like 60% fiber by weight.
Thanks I hate vomozarella.
I’ll just leave this here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqbvu8jZBOw
Jesus Christ. I’m glad that video is only in 480p, somethings don’t need to be in 4k.
I was here for the first lemmy meme
The funny thing is, because lemmy is so small basicly everybody instantly knows whats going on
Literal shit posting.
Google colonoscopy prep
Holy crap
New turd just dropped
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Eff it, commenting to show I was here
You and me both
Habanero protein shakes with extra coconut oil.
So uhh, step one: get cholera (it lives on shellfish, and plankton do with this what you will, lick some shells or something)
Step two: ingest cholera
Step three: try not to die