Wouldn’t that cause the bullets to not fly straight?
Oh!
Exactly! Bringing a whole new meaning to ‘Gays gotta Slay’.
Also, you’re a fucking mod here?! Congrats. Please do lemme know if I screw up. Not my intentions.
Omg, I am. Someone’s having a laugh. Lol
Although I guess I’m on Lemmy enough and don’t mind helping if I see something that needs moderating.
Wait you didn’t even know? Okay that’s good.
Lmao the fact that it was apparently a surprise to you makes this interaction priceless.
Does that make you an admiral here?
In my experience, that’s my mother’s job. She lets me know frequently…
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They’re gonna keyhole so hard, ugh. Yeah right onto the splatter target.
Yeah I don’t trust those, I’ve used them before and sometimes you barely touch them and they just go off.
They have medication for that now
At least they’re hard as metal
Bunch of little pricks.
Okay, that’s good.
Don’t worry, it’s 9mm so it will just go in and out.
Giggity
i like how this isnt nsfw but random memes saying “fuck” in the caption are
It’s only gay because they don’t fly straight.
For those of you who don’t know… the caliber is usually known as 9mm Parabellum… so there is a joke in there too.
For those who don’t know, extended edition:
Parabellum is from the phrase ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ ( if you want peace, prepare for war), which is adapted from a statement found in Roman author Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus’s tract Dē Rē Mīlitārī.
The sentence was the motto of the Deutsche Waffen und Munitionsfabriken, the German weapons and munitions factory, which developed the 7.65 mm and 9mm parabellum rounds.
rifle cocked and ready to rock…
Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he’s been a real dick in the head
Can come down my barrel any day
Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.
Something something penetrator tip