I’m happy I have y’all because I can satisfy my curiosity sparked by clickbait titles without ever giving those a click.

Seriously, the digest alone looks like the full thing is an absolute non-article.

Now I can’t not think about this.

Ich benutze beide nur indirekt und kann euch trotzdem jederzeit nerven! Ich liebe das Bundessozialnetzwerk! :V

Ich setze einen Zehner drauf, dass, wenn es nicht klappt, sie die Fraktionslosigkeit als Erfolg verkaufen.

“Seht, wir sind so unkorrupt, dass wir keiner Partei in der volksverräterischen Betrügerunion angehören!” Und irgendjemand wird es ihnen sogar abkaufen.

Oh neat, AI can imitate my internal monologue while writing a business e-mail!

Fuck it, G-Ball

With all the very valid talking points that float around the Internet and here, the most important one is how sloppy Sony’s data security has been throughout the years. The breaches during the last decade simply stripped every piece of trust from me. That’s why I’m not a fan of PSN, even if you could argue it’s just “yet another account”.

But unless near everybody refuses to buy these PC games and cut into the sales of Sony through boycott, I don’t see Sony stopping it.

I mean, I do remember T-Mobile and BurgerKing “sponsorships” in older Need for Speed games.

The last time I’ve read their election manifesto, it was 80% “we’re against this because we’re against it.”
Really, they’re a bunch of opportunists to the outside. To the inside, they’re undesirables being opportunists. A couple of those (heh, especially in the East) probably do want to rebuild another Reich.

Schadenfreude!

Und dann gibt es Monster, die nichtzerplatzende Luftpolsterfolie erfinden. Die Menschheit ist wahrlich verloren.

Manchmal reicht es nicht, nur mit dem Nutzernamen zu wedeln!

Das schöne am Bundessozialnetzwerk ist ja, dass du uns trotzdem bezaubern kannst. Ich lese dich also später!

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The Onion sent their journalists to the future to do actual journalistic work and sent them back to us to deliver news as satire. You can’t convince me they do it any differently. Too many Onion articles turned out surprisingly close to home over time.

Probably something of a guarantee that he can take a paid vacation day on New Year’s Eve. It’s just that this whole thing feels wrong. Maybe it’s my bias against American retailers speaking but making a certain guaranteed vacation day a prize for online reviews feels utterly dystopian to me. It would be less bad if it was an additional vacation day, but this is Walmart we’re talking about.

I struggle putting my feeling into words one-by-one, but this is roughly my sentiment.

Gut, dass ich ein Zweitkonto zur Hand habe!