SHOIGUUUUUUUUUU!!!

How is that dude not stark-raving mad at this point?

Nature’s Frying Pan

By this logic I can finally add pizza to my salad!

Lotion, as in it puts it on it’s skin or it gets the hose again?

Abort

tryAgain

Fail

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Now they just need a Putin lookalike.

Hmm.

What if the real Putin dies and one of his doppelgangers takes his place? Could people even tell?

What poor service. Definitely not going to tip him at the end of the month, that’s for sure.

Yet another attempt by Big Florida to create more Florida Man.

Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

Unrelated but we should be putting googly eyes on all tanks from here on out.

They should build a giant enclosure over the Kaaba so it can be air conditioned. Or at the very least put in those mister-fan combos all over the place that are in amusement parks.

I can’t wait for them to get hit with a small fine that doesn’t scale at all with how much they actually make in a year.

Even numbers are the best volume numbers and I will die on this hill.

At least the aliens have nipples, that’s the important part about all of this.

sorriy

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Wouldn’t it make more sense for the Lego man head to fit into alternating butt slots instead of the left one only? This way the centipede doesn’t list to the left.

sits down at the login screen

sigh, stares into the distance

Types password in and gets back to work