I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
That’s it momma and I are going for a long train ride
Theoden: “You could have gotten a mule.”
This isn’t the bong you’re looking for
Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease
And he has a beard you could have gotten lost in if it hadn’t been wrapped around a tree
I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney
At some point you realize you’ve sacrificed your “thing” to survive and you just shrug and try to remember what it was. eh.
If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday
My stank don’t get much hoobier
All I remember about Tustin is it has damn fine Vietnamese food
You take that back 👊 💥
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?