The internet.

In all seriousness though, the World Wide Web.

Ok for reals, there was a time where cool kids wore their pants backwards.

“Ok, so hear me out.” says Elon as he opens a file folder.

“This,” - he lays an 8-bit pic of the Ferrari from Outrun - and “this” as out comes a crayon drawing of a truck from same-era kindergarten.

What you did there, I see it.

Always meet your patch deadlines when you can just extend the day.

That’s the hard part. If I had that, I’d be writing.

He has a vife, you knov.

It’s not the Canadian consumers fault that the North American industry dropped the ball.

- Tasha

Chef Boyaredeezcansstackingup

Teefs? A distraction from that lightsaber.

🎶 You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid. 🎶

By the most Canadiana sounding name possible.

Sigh.

Because good lasers are red.

That’s a Deep Thought.

Hooookay so I came to say something along the lines of my interpretation of the art being a statement on how humans are acting and maybe specifically the Trump movement based on the 2001: monoliths. Or something.

But I wanted to read a bit first, but then it’s right there:

And on the same day the Romanian monolith vanished, a new monolith appeared in California, at the top of a mountain off a hiking path. According to local news reports, the California monolith is another triangular prism, 10 feet tall and about 18 inches wide: around the same height as the Utah and Romanian monoliths, but a little narrower. Like the Utah monolith, it has a smooth surface. It appears to be made out of stainless steel. Unlike the Utah monolith, it hasn’t been embedded into the ground. A hard push could topple it over.

On December 3, it got that push. A group of young men who apparently drove five hours to San Luis Obispo County livestreamed themselves destroying the monolith on the blockchain site DLive. Dressed in camo gear, night-vision goggles, and Trump paraphernalia, the group chanted “America First” and “Christ is king” as they rocked the monolith back and forth.

“Christ is king in this country. We don’t want illegal aliens from Mexico or outer space,” a man in the video says. “So let’s tear this bitch down.”

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he kept it on his ‘person’.

That’s only the 19 with facts and photos. Think of all the other mysterious penguins.

Gaetz has maintained his innocence through multiple ethics inquiries and alleges the panel is using investigations against him as retribution for spearheading the ouster of former Speaker Kevin McCarthy last fall.

“This is Soviet,” Gaetz posted on social media Monday.

If you’re innocent then let’s find out. If you want people to believe they are frivolous though, I mean, you’re the media machine manipulation experts and all but… no.

Also McCarthy. Soviet. Get it. Hehehehe. Sigh.

Which came first - caulk or cock?

Just my opinion here, but once the thrill of driving lights and sirens wears off (which is unfortunately quite soon) you realise that the benefit to risk ratio isn’t what you thought. People are supposed to pull over (this varies by jurisdiction), but in reality people panic and do a lot of irrational and unexpected things. Which is why are probably a lot more choosy about it’s use than people realise, at least here (heading to the hospital - heading to a call is based on the caller’s description and dispatch, but we are allowed to nope for safety). It also doesn’t save the time one thinks it does (but it’s pretty slick for getting through lights - this is the time saver).

I don’t blame drivers though. They’re trying to do the right thing but everyone has a different idea of that even if it’s to full-stop in place. There was no formal training for me as a driver on what to do when sirens approach, and if there was it was changed since and muddied by countless buddy tales. For example, here you are supposed to pull to the closest side, but used to be the right IIRC. Sirens are HARD to hear when driving and blaming drivers for loud music is kinda bullshit when sirens aren’t actually that effective. Lights are ineffective in some environments. Other environments have multiple sirens going on.