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Does not compute

Now we need an argument in the comments here, full circle

I’m not starting it, I got shit to do

Live in the forest as I was always meant to.

Actually, I’m more of a savannah cat but I’ll take this

The only good thing about the security industry in my country is all breaks are paid. However if there is a security emergency on your break you need to drop everything and sort it, as these things tend to be time sensitive.

That said do NOT get into the security industry, workers are treated terribly by the public and higher ups, if you can imagine.

Wow I was thinking of this scene just a couple days ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Kitty? You have my attention.

Though development is long dead, the servers were taken offline and it was delisted by Epic, people are still playing the Unreal Tournament pre-alpha (commonly called UT4) which you can get here: https://www.ut4ever.org/downloads

You’ll also need to register an account here and merge it with an Epic account: https://ut4.timiimit.com/Instructions/UT4UU

The download should come with the unofficial update which gives access to the private servers, I play on the Unreal Carnage servers regularly which often gets 8-15 players at a time, more than enough for some deathmatch. Would love to see some more people around!

(Mind I’m in New Zealand, which is why my ping is so high, the netcode handles it well somehow)

Smart, get all the comments out of the way so nobody has any ammo

A fan of Mace Winduplicate and Baris Copy lol

NOOOO! DON’T TURN THE DOGS INTO PIZZA

Thank you shelving guy, your work is always underappreciated

My god is that an actual saying? Your average motorbike is more than loud enough as it is!

Should definitely call myself an ace shot when playing UT

I often miss but it’ll still be true, in a way

Welp. I’ve been spoiled.

As a non American, the confederate flag on the roof always seemed strange to me, to put it lightly

ahem

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

Damn, I want a fish pie now

Nah, gimme your worst. I wanna see your cringiest, most embarrassing.

Absolutely, cringe is in the eye of the beholder after all

I started out as a bf but quickly fell into being a cg as well. Not something I initially expected, but I find great joy in being a good daddy and spoiling when I can. Never liked dealing with other people’s kids much, but everyone did say I was good with them. What I found annoying in others I find endearing with mine, hah

AAAARRGGHGHHH