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The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
This. Especially the second half.
The awwwwtism range
What are they going to hit?
100 miles of grass in any direction?
You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that
Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.
There is also always money in the banana stand.
And they won’t say no
…Because of the implications
It’s not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion
You know. Standard lifting procedure.
Dude got his job AAAAND this fancy ladder he used to climb to that position
Just pulled it up behind him when he was done climbing
I had a roommate exactly like this in college
That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day
She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over
Idk I don’t think it’s that bad for 18th century farmers
“No soldiers can squat in your house unless they have a letter from uncle sam saying they can”
How do you think the Romans caught all that gayness?
Greek blood
Such a dumb name
They should be called hangy-hearers
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
I hear they paved it and put up a parking lot
Idk the scary door isnt bad
Wrong warm water tastes smoother and smells weirder
Cold water tastes spikier and doesnt smell weird
Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this