Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
Oh, so you’re in a real live desert. That’d be way too much work. I bet you have some beautiful natives growing out there. Sucks about the grasses, tho. I have enough trouble with bermuda grass, I can only imagine the problems from something that could be invasive in a desert
Daikon radishes. They grow in about anything and are especially good at clay busting. Grow a bunch then let them die back. Till them in and repeat until you get enough environment for the worms to take over the tilling. You can keep piling on radishes with something like clover and peas to add some nitrogen fixers. This is more a pasture revitalization technique, but if you don’t mind being the weird radish guy for two or three years (depending on local conditions), you could do it on a smaller scale for a lawn
Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign
Well, I might have spoken too soon. I neen on vacation this week and just saw the second most haggard groundhog I’ve ever seen strolling through my beds without a care in the world. I bet you anything that’s my critter
Hell yeah! That’s been a long time coming. I bet it’s gonna feel fuckin fantastic, but also don’t think you gotta rush yourself. That’ll get your hurt going for sure
The sunflowers are the top right. Top left was one half of my black beans. Some kind of pole bean that was given to me
I had a cousin get thrashed by a buck in rut once. They have all the necessary bits to really do some damage
Since we’re in a science-themed shitpost area, I’d just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don’t just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin’ it that hawk tuah
I love citronella when it blooms. I should put more of that out in my yard
This one feels different. That last panel looks like something from Alan Moore
If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut
No wonder you got so many strawbs! How many square feet of fruit you growing there? And good luck with the cabbages. I won’t be doing any brassica starts for about a month here. Everything I have left is starting to look like this
I can think of other reasons
There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet
-9 to 5
Someone get him out of there or he’s gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!
One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not
Damn. You just don’t think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage
Nah, the real trick is burying the body deep deep, then burying a dead animal a few feet above it. Corpse Dog hits, but they dig up a sheep, Lt. Scruffins ain’t gettin a treat
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle