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Cake day: August 3rd, 2023
  • UnderwaterSwift@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.ml•I will rue the day this inevitably happens.
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    6 months ago

    You’re the one getting mad at steam for things they could “maybe” do in the future. Stop incepting yourself with fantasy and then posting about it. “Hey guys you won’t BELIEVE what’s in this EULA” “Did you know TECHNICALLY valve could just do whatever they want?!?”

    From your post history you’re older, you know EULAs are so ignored across the board that they’re there for entirely legal reasons. Oh yeah a company that has done all this good, (for you especially, without valve it’s safe to say there would be ZERO Linux gaming support like there is now.) But we better be ready for something that’s just completely antithetical to their history of actions because of some creative writing episode you’ve dreamed up. Corporations are bad capitalism is bad, open software and Linux gaming only please. No rights, no AAA just indie titles and slow burn, artistically crafted projects of love.

    You’re like the vegans of computer science you’re insufferable.

  • UnderwaterSwift@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.ml•I will rue the day this inevitably happens.
    1624·
    6 months ago

    It’s to keep people from doing stuff like requiring refunds or court cases for being banned, VAC or otherwise. To make some things not technically gambling, etc.

    Valve is the paragon of gamers. They offer a great portal, free no bs family shares, pressure companies into sales on legacy software. Push VR from meme status (the oculus is even originally stolen valve tech look it up). Steam stream, steam controller, steam deck emulation of Nintendo switch, Jesus it’s endless.

    And still there are people like you out here who have to lead with complaints about a bunch of text which everyone knows is exclusively for legal piss matches against companies and troublemakers.

    I don’t know how you can be pleased by anything. Isn’t your life tiring living the life of a zealot? Or do you have just an unsatisfiable need to complain?

  • UnderwaterSwift@sh.itjust.workstoRPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Had this conversation with someone who chose to no longer be at my table after meeting a blind NPC
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    7 months ago

    It initially costs 200 gp, and can be upgraded with up to 3 “upgrades” each one costing as little as 15 gp or as much as 550.

    Your speed becomes 30.

    You can control the chair telepathically.

    The chair benefits from any spells cast on you.

    The chair retains its beneifts when you Wild Shape or Polymorph (including the upgrades).

    The chair has no hit points and must be hit by 3 critical hit melee attacks “in the same encounter” (whatever that means) before needing repairs, but the chair being “broken” does nothing to stop it from functioning.

    The chair also beneifts from attuned magic items.

    The chair also counts as a mount for the purposes of mounted combat.

    The chair gives you advantage against being knocked prone.

    You get extra movement speed “going downhill.”

    You can use it to attack dealing 1d8 damage, using STR or DEX,

    Below is a summarized list of the upgrades.

    Advantage on DEX saves and Acrobatics/Stealth checks.

    “All-terrain” upgrade I think that lets you ignore difficult terrain?

    Advantage on saving throws against certain damage types.

    Gives you a +2 AC bonus, critical hits necessary increase to 6, but will give you disadvantage on DEX saves and Acrobatics/Stealth.

    Built-in barricades that can grant you 1/2 or 3/4 cover.

    Cast a few spells once per day, including Feather Fall, Freedom of Movement, Dimension Door, Grease, Spider Climb, Thunderwave, and Water Breathing.

    Turn the chair into a raft.

    Can knock up to 4 creatures prone.

    Extra 1d4 damage per hit.

    Drop enhanced caltrops.

    Extra 1d6 damage per attack and imposes disadvantage on target’s next attack.

    Spider Legs, increases speed to 40, and does the obvious.

    Advantage on Stealth checks.

    Let’s replace “wheelchair” with “breastplate” lol