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Pacific Rim | Winnie the Pooh

Evangelion | Also Winnie the Pooh

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And if he spins around fast enough his hat will look as if the wojack rolling around is animated.

The other bit of irony is that being the 46th would disqualify him from being the 47th

His hat reads 45-47

That’s wrong. It implies he was the 46th president too.

It should read 45, 47

What a dumbass.

For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.

Isn’t this the same argument as “if women can’t have abortions, they will stop having sex”?

Nobody gets married under the assumption they will get divorced. Marriage is supposed to be a gesture of a life long commitment.

On top of that, there are financial benefits to getting married.

I highly doubt this would stop anyone from getting married.

People should stop getting married because it’s a government contract based in religion - it’s gross and I don’t want either of those things being involved in my relationships.

There’s a correlation between intelligence / education and political stance for sure. All I’m saying is being smart doesn’t guarantee it.

I’m not sure if they do, but that’s some hypocritical shit since they blatantly rip off content from independent wiki’s (you can see this whenever the Terraria wiki is updated).

They’ll claim “we didn’t do it, one of our users did it, and we aren’t responsible for them”.

Fuck Fandom

Whether you’re surrounded by them depends a lot on your rank. My brother is Navy here in Australia. He’s not a clever guy, and he’s on the right.

However, I’ve met some of the people he worked with in leadership positions, and they’re at worst centrist (or at least know how to keep quiet for the sake of being amicable)

That’s not to say being smarter innoculates you against a culture of indoctrination, but it does seem to be strongest at the low end of the spectrum.

What does it mean to make someone’s trick knee jump through a hoop?

I meant in the event that you cannot cut the ring because it’s too strong.

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I’m talking about (because I don’t).

Couldn’t you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

I’m still waiting for my proposal regarding instant orgasm to be classified as sexual assault regardless of whichever animal it’s cast on.

I don’t care how hard it is to breed Panda’s, we can’t just make them nut on command.

I’m not pointing fingers here, we’ve all made our pets seize on the ground for a good twenty minutes or so while we finish the latest episode of Keeping Up with Prostatulus uninteruppted, but we’ve got to do something to stop the fucking apprentices from doing it for shits and giggles, it’s pretty sick when you stop to think about it.

At a bare minimum limit the orgasms to one minute, and necessitate a bodily fluid retention spell. I’m tired of stepping over the puddles when sneaking out the newbloods quarters.

Andy is my hero. He wanted to create an ecosystem to rival Microsoft and Google, without their bullshit.

Since conception, his mission statement was to work for the people who supported Proton’s dream, and now he’s ensuring that dream doesn’t get fucked with by people with bad incentives.

LEGEND

The simplest solution is to implement ranked-choice voting.

If people don’t need to vote for the lesser of two evils, they can start being represented.

RRAAAHBBBLUBLUBLUBLUB

One of the mods banned be because of a disagreement. Don’t be surprised if I don’t reply after this (means I got banned again) So I’m replying here:

I guess we’re just talking past one another.

I am not talking about how represented Islamic terrorism is, at all - whether it is reported in the news or not, it’s besides any point I’m making.

It simply is a fact that murdering due to drawing cartoons is not a life or death matter for any other religious group (or any other claims, like Muhammad being a paedophile).

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