Can confirm, I am the shit

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They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average

Since you’re stupid let me explain, what i believe he’s saying is that even though corporations are a “person” according to the law certain things that can happen to actual persons (like a leopard eating someone’s face) can’t happen to a corporations

Firsly gilded means covered in a thin layer of gold in order to appear expensive, a one atom thick sheet of gold is not gilded, it is literally solid gold

Second that’s cool af

Well being as the diameter of a silicon atom is 0.2 nm I’m guessing not long

Registry edits get silly really fast, technically it’s possible just not very possible

Do you grant 1.5 wishes? If so what qualifies as half a wish

Well that’s 9 iq points I’m never getting back

Honestly using ai such bad move in a rap beef, yeah Taylor Made kind of went hard for a drake song, but Kendrick now can make fun of him for needing ai on his track, ignoring how cringe and hypocritical him using ai is, it’s a bad move handing his main adversary a loaded gun like that

Drake always drops two tracks, this wasn’t for shits and giggles

Why does it fit so well?

something about not unix operating systems not being valid

Uhhh directories are files where other files are stored in a computer, folders are pieces of paper used to store pieces of paper (or a file used to store another files in a computer)

Russia and Belarus aren’t conservative, they are a weird crony fascism, when i say conservative I mean catholic neotheocracy (like Hungary)

No, i mean Poland, Hungary, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia, and Romania, if there was a war in Europe between Eastern and Western Europe, Belarus and Russia would already have been defeated

I don’t understand then, if you know that they are relatively rare, then why do they matter to the discussion at hand?

Even if that’s true, custome pcs are a tiny fraction of client computing, oem desktops and especially laptops completely own client computing, most people only ever get a laptop

Can i have a turn reposting this outdated moldy meme?

My predictions for this fall and beyond:

1: someone is going to win

2: the supporters of the other side are going to throw a hissy fit

3: China moves on Taiwan

4: US gets involved in asia, and russia tries to expand its influence only to be kicked in the balls by the EU or some part of it, possibly followed by a war between liberal western Europe and the conservative eastern Europe, Israel does whatever tf they want to the middle east

5: tens of millions of people die

6: US and China both end up breaking down under the weight of the logistically impossible war

7: both countries have a revolution and a regime change

7a: US ends with some sort of protofascist clusterfuck of a democratic dictatorship

7b: China either ends up with another authoritarian dictatorship but claiming to be something like the empires of old or a democratically elected republic that is rife with corruption from the start

Bonus: sometime somewhere russia maybe tries to take alaska but gets mauled by a polar bear with a 50 cal pistol

I hope I’m wrong, and if you think that I am, lmk why