Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

This is why, if I ever develop a game, I won’t use the letters or symbols on the buttons. I’ll show a set of four buttons, with the one that needs pressed highlighted.

Yeah, but didn’t Kurt Russell and James Spader nuke the ship?

False convictions happen all the time.

The right to swing your arm ends where it would hit my face. You like the vroom vroom noises? Nobody cares. You make the vroom vroom noises in the middle of a neighborhood with a bunch of bystanders around who were minding their own business? Everyone cares. I experience physical pain from loud noises. They don’t just annoy me. They HURT. I’m that sensitive to noise. Keep your roaring shitbucket out in the boonies where the sound won’t knock me over.

So, Kevin Conroy’s ghost is going to haunt Putin?

What anime is that?

HYAAAAAHHH!!!

Complete piece of shit compares himself to a complete piece of shit. Okay.

power in mice

Hamsters, not mice. Get it right.

In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”

One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”

Or use ancient scripts like Phoenician or Glagolitic.

There are still 20 more letters that can be used as stand-ins. Things will get interesting if you try to go past Base 36, though.

Base 16 is typically represented with letters being used as the extra numerals, so it would end up being F+1. Problem solved.

You could probably build a Jenga tower out of those rectangular layered wafers.

The transition and car crash stuff is pretty much all I know about Jenner. I never heard the name before that, and I never paid much attention after, either.

I’ve never been much of a sauce guy. I regularly cook with habanero powder instead.

Last year I bought a packet of sugar pumpkin seeds just because I thought the flowers looked nice the previous time I’d tried (and failed) to grow pumpkins. Got plenty of pumpkins out of it, saved some of the seeds, and started buying butternut squash when the pumpkins ran out. Saved the seeds from those, too, and now I’ve got seedlings of both popping up. I’m gonna have so much pie!

My opinion on trans athletes is that I lack the qualifications to have an opinion. What happens to the human body during transition should be pretty well-documented by now, though. I’m sure if there’s any real problem, the doctors who work in gender-affirming care would be pretty vocal about it.