You’re not an English speaking troll yourself, “shortest hanging fruit” headass

You couldn’t even keep your lunatic sentence structure and shit up for two whole comments? They breed the trolls weak these days, man

No one is grading your troll post on word count my guy

I have been poor, yes! Have you ever been outside? Do you think there are diaper black markets? Do you think everyone stealing to make ends meet qualifies for WIC in the first place?

Similar vein, don’t wash down your sleeping pills with like 4-5 glasses of water

To lump my own personal bitch onto this: liking a thing and bringing it up regardless of conversation or context isn’t a personality

You’re fairly visible with the way your username is (I see you in lots of different communities myself, this may not even be the first time I’ve spoken to you lol) and while it doesn’t matter to me or probably ≥99% of posters/commenters here it also appears you’re a furry judging from instance

It’s unfortunate, but that’s all it takes to get a few losers with too much time to creep and downvote

Also: I look forward to the ER content friendo, I’ll be subscribing momentarily

My favorite type of pizza is “nearby and warm,” though I’ll happily settle for “nearby”

Mr. Jones’s ancestors also scream in his brain, but a lot of that is due to the pesticide

You mean “don’t get caught doing crimes”

I know they’ve talked about who they’ll do if Jones really does vanish from the public eye but all disrespect to the man: who could fill his role on their show?

I’m Neo, I’m Leo, I’m Desiax Clarke; I AM THE MYSTERIOUS PROFESSOR

Tom Beanbadil

And the show would never run out of subjects

Speaking to a few stories my dad’s told me over the years, sometimes you’re just a rural dumbass, have a large thing to get rid of, and want a big splash for your amusement

Fetch as in fetching the hobbits for Master Saruman

Paste’s apparently good on pizza, maybe it works here too

Uuuuuhhhhhhh none of those words sounds like “male and female he created them” buddy, straight to Hell with ye

Not OP but have a very similar problem: what if the above also isn’t working?

So your stance is literally “human lives are a worthy sacrifice for this endeavor”

I fell asleep behind the wheel for maybe four seconds one time (the dreaded double clopen) and have had infrequent nightmares of being trapped in a vehicle that is uncontrollably accelerating ever since

The great thing about living in the future is that your dreams are daily becoming a reality