midnight_puker@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
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1 day agoMisney makes 'em pay!
Misney makes 'em pay!
They did what
They look like they’d write in Elvis, but we all know the real answer.
Be still, my heart! 😍
What’s taters, you piece of shit?
No, but he made it cool.
I’d like to see a loaves and fishes kinda miracle performed with the bodies of these 8 men.
Everything is less fun since I got clean.
I like the Greendale Community College logo myself
I drive my little taxi in CALCUTTA!
You could have just kept all that to yourself, but here we are.
I lived in that zone for years.
I’d rather hang out with the crystal people.
Pussy juice
It’s alright.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time