Is this not the party of law and order?

Your family has a poop knife too?

I thought it was the 5G

That is one long question, not a bit of punctuation until the question mark at the end.

Pornhub was launched on 25 May 2007. Just saying…

And oh so sticky

My power button long press only activates Google assistant, it never pops the power menu. Maybe it’s a setting somewhere.

On my pixel 6 it is power + Volume Up to access the power menu with lockdown.

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrr

Only 4? Those are rookie numbers.

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

Bigus Duckis

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

The website on the back at the bottom is just a parked domain, nationalrepublicregistry.com

And nsea.us is also coming soon… Copyright 2007

Easier for the elderly to read

Just got mine done this past October. Almost a year after kid number 2.

We had 7 years of infertility issues before our first kid. Then 4 years later had our 2nd. I told the wife shortly after we found out she was pregnant with number 2 that when this kid pops I’m getting the snip. She was offended that I didn’t talk to her about that decision because she wanted to talk about more.

Well, by birthing time of number 2 there had been enough complications for her that she’s ready for me to get the snip. I don’t regret waiting a bit for her to make sure she’s fully good with the decision though.

If you do get it done make sure to give the follow-up samples after the fact to ensure the procedure worked.

I’ve been running a Tivo OTA since 2017. Haven’t paid for local channels since then. Paid once for the box and a good outdoor antenna. Now I only have Disney/Hulu bundle for free with my cell phone data package.

I agree. I had to watch it for a film class in college. So boring. It maybe was good in its time, but terrible in the early 2000s.

I get this reference