Nicht Urheberrecht, aber Markenrecht kann immer gefährlich werden, wenn der große Markeneigentümer behauptet es drohe Verwechslungsgefahr.

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

I guess war does change.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

What about Texas?

Calling the police right now! /s

Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.

COMEFROM is my go to function;

This reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0M917Ue6Y

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

You underestimate the Dark Side. If there is a problem, there is always someone to blame for it. The Dark Side is never at fault.

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

I’m sorry, I’m not kink shaming, but I’m not comfortable with calling you slur names. ;)

That’s truly generous, letting all those human peasants in on the ride of his majesty

Looking at the comments,

I guess you…

…miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

I’m sorry, but you suck…
hard…
at being…
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I’m glad for you :)

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!