There is the saying “asleep at the switch” meaning someone failed to do their job. In this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, “huh?”

He choked on vomit.

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago… They were quite funny. Can’t remember where I saw them.

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

In our favorite rocket ship

Are there any apps that have swiping between posts?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

Does Data have cold skin?

Oh! I didn’t know about the number!

Here’s a list from the creator. I’m not sure if they’re all always there:

"Here is the semi-official list of symbols, more or less in order of frequency of use: eyeball, piece of pie, alien, dynamite, K2, upside-down bird, bunny head, crown, single shoe, arrow in the back.

They began in 1996 when I decided out of boredom to draw a little bird sitting on a shelf where it didn’t really belong"

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.