Ok, those are definitely worse. Jesus, was that Creed album a CD-ROM?

Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can’t live on them. Science.

Ha, true.

I had to look this up to see if it was real. That is probably the absolute worst cover art I have ever seen for a mainstream album. These guys were one of the biggest rock bands out there and that’s the best they could muster? Even if that is the cover they wanted (which is hard to imagine) I’m sure Epic spent a small fortune on promoting this record. How did this get a green light from the label? I’m not criticizing Pearl Jam’s music in any way but, damn, visual artists they were not.

I’ll go one even further. Before JNCO existed we’d just go to the thrift store and buy the largest size pants we could find. Pair a 48" waist pant with a XXL tshirt when you were 28" and youth large and you were at the height of skate fashion.

Wait, so you just bailed on your girlfriend?

Your mom is handing them out for free.

Thank you for your input.

In Louisiana we use little ones strapped to each foot and ride them like aquatic roller skates.

That was so silly. I mean, it was a sample. That’s the fundamental basis of hip hop. There’s no shame in it. Why would he try to pretend it was anything different?

Tbf, he later admitted that saying that was stupid.

I’ve lived in GA, VA, LA, AL, SC and NC. They all have their merits.

Credit to John Mulaney for this joke

BBQ style ranked:

1: SC mustard style

2: NC vinegar style

3: ketchup style (yawn)

Disqualified: dry rub

He’s my favorite honky.

I beg to differ

Octopussian

I was speaking more about people over 40. Some places require ID regardless of age and older people often find it amusing or flattering.

Older people tend to like getting ID’ed. Just go for it either way.

Overkill. Just run a Bic lighter over your sac 30-40 times.