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So you’re telling me I get free accommodation, free food, and it’s protected by a T-rex?
No wifi
Now that’s a deal breaker
I just sit in the hut and enjoy my food while the dinosaur is starving outside.
Sounds okay to me.
Rub the blade into fecal matter, wait till she nods off and then stab deeply before quickly returning to the hut. Repeat a few times.
Now just wait for the sepsis to kick in and collect the prize.
Additionally, poop in it’s food (if it has any). E. Coli poisoning may help.
That’s a human weakness, most animals eat poop for breakfast