ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1102arrow-down1message-squareToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMaharashtra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 months agoI don’t understand the joke.
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 months agoPresumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had. I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoI think the daughter only had them as parents, hence they are aautomatically the best parent she had? I am a bit confused as well.
minus-square𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓔𝓶𝓶@lemmy.procrastinati.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoIt’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoand he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoSecond favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoThe best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
minus-squareAppaYipYip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-211 months agoMy mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???
minus-squareCmdrShepard@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoSo the surgeon was the mother?
I don’t understand the joke.
Presumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had.
I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
I think the daughter only had them as parents, hence they are aautomatically the best parent she had? I am a bit confused as well.
It’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
and he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
Second favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
Lol that’s great
My mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???
So the surgeon was the mother?