Everybody’s out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody’s asking how is Jeff.
Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he’s having a bad day I really really really want to know.
I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
Comes with “prime sameday delivery” of certain nuclear annihilation
Less than 10 is technically true.
I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
“Fewer than ten” is even more technically correct.
Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff’s offensive capabilities.
I too own <10 nuclear weapons
Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
That article gets really depressing really fast.
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson